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How to Survive the Apocalypse


by Stephen T. Asma 2007©
(originally published in the Skeptical Inquirer, Sept/Oct, 2007)

According to the Book of Revelations, the Lord will eventually return to earth to carry back his devoted flock. This is the start of the end of the world as we know it. Most of humanity will be left behind. In fact, Left Behind is the name of an astoundingly popular book series by evangelical writer Tim LaHaye. Over 63 million copies of LaHaye’s books have sold, filling the imaginations of the faithful with images of blood, judgmental vengeance, and general triumphant ass-kicking. After the rapture, when God sucks up the devotees, he will return to earth, wearing a blood soaked white robe, to fight the unregenerates at Armageddon. “Armageddon” literally refers to the hill in Israel where the cataclysmic battle between the armies of good and evil is supposed to go down. In many evangelical circles, this end-time scenario has been given a specific political/cultural interpretation. For example, most fundamentalists today believe that “the Beast” or Antichrist will emerge as a charismatic Catholic leader (probably a Pope), and Islam will get its clock cleaned by a rebuilt Judaism, and many other such detailed predictions (see www.chick.com for the crème de la crème). These specific predictions should be seen as extremely helpful for those of us who will be trying to survive the great tribulation.
When the sky opens up and the Lord “descends from heaven with a shout” (Thess. 4:16) to separate the wheat from the chaff, you’re probably going to do some serious back-pedaling. You might try to justify your life, or apologize for it, or perhaps even disown it. But, to be theologically precise, the time for repentance is already over by this point –the window of opportunity has closed and groveling probably won’t save you. It’s time to think pragmatically, and you’ll need some good survival strategies for negotiating the big hurt.

Why Are You In This Mess?
You’re not on the A-team --you’re not even on the bench. Your skepticism and critical thinking has cost you dearly. Chances are that you’ll want to wallow in some self-pity at this juncture, but there’s no time for that now. Remember, you’re in good company. Many very smart people will be damned too –-in fact there turns out to be some direct correlation there. Start working with some of these intellectuals now, before you have to run. Many intelligent people can be found near libraries and liquor stores. Forge friendships of utility. This is a good time to strategize, study blueprints and subway maps, and discuss dehydrated food options.

The Impostor Strategy
Before you become an all-out fugitive, you have two or three chances at circumventing the whole renegade thing. First, pretend to be someone else --preferably someone righteous. Do some research before the day of reckoning in order to identify some virtuous neighbor. Get their movements down and try to replicate their clothing style and some of their behavioral quirks. If you can hide them when the chaos begins (maybe tie them up), that will also be helpful. When the angel of death swoops to mete out justice, just adopt the other identity and stick to your story with Oscar-winning devotion.
Now it’s true that God is omniscient and can sort out such a rigged case of mistaken identity, but the divine henchmen and the middle management that you’ll be dealing with won’t have those cognitive powers. You’re biding time here. By the time word gets upstairs to the All Knowing One, you’ll be deep into the Wisconsin hinterlands (of course, if God is everywhere, then this strategy has other problems).
Another possible way to skirt the unpleasantries of roughing-it on the road is to “kill a friend for Jesus.” Try to kill some of your “heathen” friends. In fact, the closer the friend (e.g. “best” friend), the better. Perhaps you can try to arrange this with them ahead of time (though they may find it difficult to see any angle in it for themselves). Do this killing in plain view of some regular church-goers, who can then vouch for your impressive zeal. While it’s true that Jesus and the Angels will be doing most of the systematic smiting, it can’t hurt to demonstrate your piety with some unequivocal gestures.

Creature and Monster Management
During the great tribulation, God will unleash a lot of very large and apparently very motivated monsters upon us. First, be careful near big bodies of water. “Enoch”, otherwise known as “Behemoth,” and his companion “Leviathan” will be up from the bottom and looking to feed near the shorelines (Esdras 6:49). These guys are going to be sluggish at first because they’ve been asleep since the creation (Genesis 1:21), and that’s good news for you and I. You’ve got the advantage as long as you stay out of really deep waters. However massive they are, these creatures are built for aquatic movement --big flippers, tentacles and fins are going to be laughable out on dry land, so don’t sweat them too much. But take serious precautions with the following: According to Revelations 12:3, the sky will suddenly fill with a giant red dragon, “having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his head.”
If you’re on your toes you’ll know when this red monster is coming. A series of loud trumpet blasts will signal the coming of the dragon. You need to be on the move by the time the seventh trumpet blasts, because that’s dragon time. Truthfully, you should be looking for an abandoned car or bicycle or something by the time you hear trumpet number five, because that’s when the human-headed locusts hit the scene (Rev. 9:7). And you might be thinking “Hey, I can handle human-headed locusts”, but you’d be wrong. These grasshoppers will have “tails like unto scorpions” (Rev. 9:10). It will be important to loot pharmacies and carry analgesics.
In general, locusts and giant dragons can best be evaded by going underground, at least temporarily. But don’t be tempted by underground sewers and subway tunnels. God’s not stupid, and he knows people will be heading there en masse. A simple wave of his hand could effortlessly double or triple the size of the rats, roaches, and stray alligators already in the city underground systems. Don’t make it easy for Him. In fact, this raises an important general point. Avoid crowds and work alone as much as possible. You’re a more difficult target when you’re moving alone, so don’t give in to the temptation to rescue fellow sufferers (no matter how attractive they are). You’ve got your own problems, and they’ll just slow you down in the end.
Other creatures to watch out for include the “[Censored] of Babylon” and her “scarlet colored beast” (Rev. 17:3), and “Gog and Magog” (Rev. 20:8).

Avoiding Torment
Did you know about the Human Wine Press? According to Revelations, as Jesus gathers up the unsaved, he places them in a giant wine press and squashes them into a sanguineous vino. Consequently, there’s going to be a “river of blood.” This presents some great opportunities for the prepared mind. How many “escape from prison” films have you seen where the cons evade detection by submerging in the river and breathing through a hollow reed? ‘Nuff said.
Alternately, depending on how deep and wide it will be, fast moving rivers of any fluid can be good transport when roads have become choked with charnel remains. And don’t forget that bloated dead bodies can be strung together as a makeshift raft.
In addition to such factory mechanicals as the wine press, God will be looking for some deeply personal ways to afflict you. We all know what he did to Job. Severing your own ties to family and friends will help deny God the classic torture technique of “targeting the loved one.” If Job had been smart enough to not love anybody, he would have been unfazed by the blights visited on him.
Also, keep clear of disagreeable predicaments like spirit possession and burning sulfur.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Avoid entering into a discussion with the Horsemen about various interpretations of the White Album. They’re looking to do some smiting, and your clever queries about Helter Skelter will just put you high on their “to-do list.” The first horseman arrives when Jesus, who’s morphed into a lamb at this point, breaks the first seal on a giant end-of-the-world book (Rev. 6:1-8). It’s not clear how he actually breaks the seal, since ungulates don’t have hands. One suspects that the lamb will have to chew it off or nudge it off with its nose, and that means extra time for your get away. The awkward scene of a lamb-Jesus chewing off a book seal might draw you in, but don’t tarry –the horsemen are quick to follow. The first horse and rider are white and most exegetes agree that this symbolizes war. The second is red and symbolizes revolution. The third is a black horse and rider, symbolizing famine. And finally, after seal four, we have a pale horse and rider, symbolizing pestilence. These will certainly slow you down, but take courage. Most of these characters cannot keep up with a good motorcycle.
Many of today’s Evangelicals (conservatively thought to be fifty million strong in the US) have become Christian Zionists. They believe (according to Ezekiel) that Israel must fight and win a war in order to trigger the final apocalypse, so they side with Israel politically –even though it’s for metaphysical reasons. According to these prognosticators, Russia, Germany, and the Muslim world will all attack Israel and spark World War III. With God’s help, Israel prevails and attains peace and security. But that’s exactly when the serious decline begins. The “beast” begins to rule the world at this point (Rev. 13). And while most scholars agree that the original meaning of the “beast” during the first century CE (when Revelations was written), was certainly the pagan Roman Empire, today’s Evangelical cognoscenti are convinced that the beast will come as the Catholic Pope. Satan himself will possess the Pontiff, giving him unparalleled powers.
How should you handle all this political drama? It may seem confusing at first, but anyone with even a streak of expediency will feel which direction the political wind is blowing and then you simply turncoat accordingly. Word to the wise for the near future: stay out of any German-Russian-Muslim coalitions, alliances, or clubs until this whole thing blows over.

The Mark of the Beast
The Pope is transformed into the “Beast” when Satan possesses him and he begins to require all humans to be marked on the forehead with the sign of the Beast. The text is unclear here. In some translations it appears to be an automatic non-optional branding of 666 on your forehead, whereas other passages suggest that you “opt” for the branding because “no man might buy or sell, save he that has the mark” (Rev. 13:16). There’s going to be an interval now in which the Beast rules over the earth. I recommend getting “the mark” if it’s optional. After all, you’re going to need to do some bartering, selling, and buying in order to stockpile supplies for a variety of tribulations. A good snow-mobile suit, for example, could do wonders against the human-headed locusts. When you’re on the run, it’s good to know that your currency will be accepted.

Armageddon
According to Evangelical wisdom, the Pope Beast will retreat to Jerusalem and dig-in with his evil army to meet the approaching “wrath of the Lamb” (Rev. 6:16). Jesus and Satan will do the final battle here at the hill of Megiddo.
Even though you’re really a free-agent, so to speak, chances are that you’ve been grouped in with the Beast’s army at this point (unless your “impostor strategy” actually worked –see above). The heat of battle can be used as a distraction while you slip out of your Satan uniform and into some pilfered God fatigues. When Jesus hurls the Beast into “the lake of fire burning with brimstone” you’ll have to crawl under a few dead bodies and lay motionless. This is because all the Beast’s armies will now be chopped up and their bodies will become food for the many circling birds of prey (Rev. 19:21). Get deep under some bodies or you’re going to get some nasty pecking injuries.
When the feeding frenzy clears, make your way to wherever the Final Judgment is taking place. It should be easy to spot –Jesus will be sitting at a great white throne. Try to blend in with the righteous.


The Book of Life
After the Armageddon victory, Jesus will sit in judgment to decide if a person goes on to heaven or burns in hell with the Beast. Apparently, there’s a big “Book of Life” in which the names of the pious are written down. Don’t get excited…you’re not in it. But do not panic, there’s room to work here –just get in the queue. First of all, it’s going to be sort of embarrassing to get to the front of the line and realize you’ve got a big 666 on your forehead. But bangs are always fashionable and won’t trigger suspicion, so comb down the locks and chin up.
When Jesus looks you up in the Book of Life, act totally outraged and indignant at the discovery of your omission. When he replies that there’s no mistake and that he omnisciently sees your unsaved status, ask him why on earth an all-knowing deity would need a Book of Life to remind him of who is and who isn’t heaven bound. Loudly imply that he can’t remember. This should raise the dander of the others awaiting judgment and cause a general tension in the room. Now throw an all-out hissy-fit. Your goal here is to become so difficult and disruptive that an exasperated God, in an attempt to restore some peace and decorum, will just pass you through the pearly gates. This is a tricky strategy of course, and it could go the other way. If it goes badly, don’t fret --I’m working on a manual for surviving in hell.

Stephen Asma is Distinguished Scholar of Humanities at Columbia College in Chicago. He is author of several books including Stuffed Animals and Pickled Heads: The Culture and Evolution of Natural History Museums (Oxford, 2003) and The Gods Drink Whiskey: Stumbling Toward Enlightenment in the Land of the Tattered Buddha (HarperCollins 2006). He is currently burning in hell. Visit him at his website: www.stephenasma.com

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General Melchett visits the troops - Blackadder - BBC

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The British Army is the most efficient in the world........

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I don't know if this is real or not for the size of his tongue it looks kinda creepy. :shock:

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Two Ronnies: Opticians

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Queen attacks David Icke & BBC

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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old
man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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http://youtu.be/6gKwJerKlMI :lol: joy and laughter is very contagious... especially when it reverberates from and through the soul :idea: much love and liberation contained here... blessings of love, joy and laughter to all :lol: let us surge forth in joy and freedom... soulfull laughter is great to get the free flowing nectar surging through the human instrument :D and the connected consciousness of the feeling can also pump out some good vibes into the surrounding environment... and its known to be very healing for an individual also :)
...and don't worry, I havn't converted to following guru's, just coincidentally found this today and when watching it I could feel the joy and liberation in the exchange, felt to share :)

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Russia developing a gun that turns people into zombies (seriously)

Russian President Vladmir Putin confirmed that his country is working on the creation of an electromagnetic gun that attacks its target's central nervous system, putting them in what we hope is a temporary, zombie-like state. According to Russian defense minister Anatoly Serdyukov, "when it was used for dispersing a crowd and it was focused on a man, his body temperature went up immediately as if he was thrown into a frying pan."

"We know very little about this weapon, and even special forces guys can hardly cope with it," added Serdyukov. That doesn't sound very comforting.

While this technology is certainly disturbing, thankfully, it's unlikely to be the cause of the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Victims of the gun don't — as far as we know — develop a taste for human brains. And since the zombie effect isn't viral, those dissidents won't be able to go around turning other people into the restless undead. Phew.


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