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Most inappropriate and if you don't remove it I will have Solaris have you remove it.

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"Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so. With Pity."



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 Post subject: Re: LAUGHTER
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2002 Focus – good reliable first car - $2000 (Cape Girardeau)

Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time.

But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?

It’s slow as [Censored]. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do [Censored]. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.

It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t [Censored] it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t [Censored] up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded.

But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a [Censored] in a Ford Focus.

So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it

*** the car sold in 10 minutes***

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 Post subject: Re: LAUGHTER
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That was funny.....and made a lot of sense.....will have to remember that.


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It looks like most of us could easily be classified if not already are as artificial intelligence being so influenced by the the HMS. Doesn`t it just blow your mind... maybe that is what we are in the process of doing...finally..


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 Post subject: Re: LAUGHTER
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Stump: The Bark of a Champion
By Ken Budd, May & June 2009

Westminster's oldest "Best in Show" winner on sickness, success, and those fabulous ears

Q: So, Stump—you'd been retired for five years, but your handler showed you because you "look great." What's your secret?

I'm all natural. No Botox for the Stumpster. No jowl lifts or steroids or canine growth hormone. I eat right and take care of my coat. Ten is the new five in dog years.

Q: You have such great ears.

They swoosh around when I run. There's a shot of me at Westminster where I look like Fabio. [Laughs.]

Q: You nearly died from a bacterial infection. How hard was that?

The infection was in my heart valves, and I also had pulmonary edema. It definitely changes your perspective. [Stops to lick himself.] I think it was F. Scott Fitzgerald, or maybe Benji, who said, "Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over."

Q: Were you worried about competing again?

Don't forget: I won 50 competitions in 2003. Remember when George Foreman won the heavyweight title at age 44? That's me. I'm a four-legged Foreman.

Q: So many dog-show fans raved about your personality and charisma.

It's part of being a Sussex spaniel. We're known for our cheerfulness. Big ears and big personality. [Laughs.] It's hard to define star quality, but I just have this presence, you know? So when I walk into a room, or if I'm on stage, everyone goes, "Whoa—who is that?" Oprah, Obama, Bono…Stump. I'm in that same category. I'm like a really hairy Brad Pitt. [Laughs, licks interviewer.]

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 Post subject: Re: LAUGHTER
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

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 Post subject: Re: LAUGHTER
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Thank you Solaris! You removed the inappropriate picture posted by Bill. Maybe that's why Bill is using the Fixfox handle instead of his own. He's doing a Nathan. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: LAUGHTER
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Shay....i just read that story ....and found it very amusing.....thanks for sharing.....your humor which is missed more then you know....hope that your hiatus is producing the recharging of the battery that all of is at times need.....here below is something i received from a friend who is Jewish re the High Holy days of Rosh HaShana and Yom Kippur.....

Only in American Synagogues.......


HIGH HOLIDAYS APPROACHING, IT IS BEST NOT TO TAKE CHANCES. FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW.

SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS

During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern
about the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to
place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete
the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as
soon as possible.

1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one)
___ Talking section
___ No talking section

2. If talking, which category do you prefer?
(Indicate order of interest)
___ Stock market
___ Sports
___ Medicine
___ General gossip
___ Specific gossip (choose from below)
___ The rabbi
___ The cantor
___ The cantor's voice
___ The cantor's significant other
___ The rabbi’s significant other
___ Fashion news
___ What others are wearing
___ Why they look awful
___ My neighbors
___ My relatives
___ My neighbors' relatives
___ Presidential Election, results from ____________
___ Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom

___ My children/grandchildren
___ Other : _______________________________

3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free
professional advice?
__ Doctor
__ Dentist
__ Nutritionist
__ Psychiatrist
__ Child psychiatrist
__ Podiatrist
__ Chiropractor
__ Stockbroker
__ Accountant
__ Lawyer, General Practice
__ Criminal Lawyer
__ Civil Lawyer
__ Real estate agent
__ Architect
__ Plumber
__ Buyer (Specify store :_____________ )
__ Sexologist (??)
__ Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]
__ Other :____________________________

4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority)
__ On the aisle
__ Near the exit
__ Near the window
__ In Aruba
__ Near the bathroom
__ Near my in-laws
__ As far away from my in-laws as possible
__ As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible
__ Near the pulpit
__ Near the Kiddush table (not applicable on Yom Kippur)
__ Near single men
__ Near available women
__ Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services
__ Where no one will notice me sleeping during services
__ Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]
__ Where I can use my blackberry (SHHHH)

5. (Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where :
__ I can see my spouse over the mechitza
__ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza
__ I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza
__ My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the
mechitza

6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider
joining another congregation.)
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Reassigned!

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